🎄 THE TWIX-MAS HELPLINE 🎄
Confused? Over-fed? Unsure what day it is? We’re standing by.
Twix-mas.
What day is it?
Who am I?
Does anybody want a pig in a blanket?
Are slippers acceptable footwear… indoors and outdoors?
Is it too early for a Baileys?
Are you confused?
Slightly worried about the state of your recycling bin?
Can’t decide between cheese or pigs in blankets (why not both)?
Let us help you.
Our team of dedicated hospitality professionals are here to guide you through all your Twix-mas questions and conundrums — calmly, kindly, and without judgement.
📞 TWIX-MAS HELPLINE: 01926 422422
Call in complete confidence
— to book your table for lunch or dinner, and then… we’re cooking for you.
Bring your aunties.
Bring your uncles.
Bring anyone still lingering on the sofa.
Let us entertain them — you’ve done enough.
We’ll help you:
• Work out what day it is
• Decide what to eat and drink for the next few days
• Book tables
• Make cocktails
• Navigate cheese-vs-pigs-in-blankets diplomacy
• Fully support all outfit choices (pyjamas encouraged)
The time between Christmas and New Year can be a magical minefield. Let us guide you safely through this mysterious stretch of days — right up until New Year’s Eve.
Relax.
We’ve got this.
You just show up. 🎄🥂🚂
