As every good cabin crew member knows a pre-flight pint is always a good idea… “Cabin crew, prepare for departure…
Doors to manual, cross-check ✔️
Seatbelts fastened (loosely, we’re not judging) ✔️
In the unlikely event of sobriety, please alert a member of the stag party immediately.
Your nearest bar is located just behind you… and also in front of you… and realistically, everywhere.
If you require more air, step outside — if you require more beer, stay exactly where you are.
There will be absolutely no dimming of lights for takeoff — this is a full-throttle service from start to finish.
Estimated time of arrival: questionable.
Cabin crew, release the stags… all aboard ✈️🍻”. Fly safe have the best time and we will see you when you get back.!!
